Tuesday, August 09, 2005

"SWEET NEO CON"

Well, my fingers are rested now from that there lengthy Hawaiian post below sooo...

On to something different ...

It's being reported that Mick Jagger of the Rolling Stones will be belting out a tune on the next Stones album called - "SWEET NEO CON" - which is supposed to be critical of the Bush administration.

So the guy who said he never wanted to still be singing "SATISFACTION" when he was 40 (but is still singing it into his sixties now) - has decided to enter the political fray!

Note to Mick - we caught the act in the 60's during VIETNAM and really don't feel a need to see it again. And besides, let's face it Mick - at least then we were looking at a MUCH YOUNGER and better looking package. You aren't quite as interesting in the "formaldehyde" state that you're currently in.

Another note to Mick - watching the Stones rehash the same act over and over again on endless "farewell tours" makes me thankful for one thing ...

That the Beatles broke up! I rather have a favorable image of the Beatles - and probably wouldn't today had they followed the Stones example of prostituting their 60's act, ad nauseum, into the 21st century for monetary gain. They quit while they were on top. The Stones ability to generate NEW hits is about as deficient as their ability to articulate a coherent political sentence - or an original political thought.

Final note to Mick - Keef really don't like you dude. I mean, he really, really don't like you.

Note to Keef - I don't really blame you for this latest Stones faux pas into politics. I know that you have very few brain cells left after all the drugs you've done - and are probably still doing. I realize that Mick probably "led" you into this. Get off the juice man and get a grip. You don't like this guy anyway remember?

Also - put the Low-E string back on the Telecaster man - it's supposed to have 6 strings and you sound like crap playing live and recording with only 5. It's supposed to be 6 dude. Also, get rid of the neck Humbucker - it's supposed to be Single Coil.

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