Friday, July 22, 2005

TROOPS TELL TEDDY TO COOL IT

FOX NEWS is running a report that my favorite amphibious Senator - Teddy Kennedy, just recently visited the terrorist detention facility at Guantanamo Bay.

Apparently Teddy spoke with some troops from Massachusetts while he was there. They had some words for him ...

"COOL IT!"

Apparently the troops are unhappy that Teddy has been leading the charge to portray them as a wreckless crew of war criminals - who do nothing all day except dream up new methods to torture the detainees down there.

No doubt the troops also informed Teddy that the folks they are detaining down there - are dangerous terrorists bent on killing Americans - rather than the benign Middle Eastern sheep herders and rug weavers that Teddy has been trying to convince everyone back here that they are.

Teddy was unavailable for comment today when Fox News contacted his office!

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