Martha Stewart has been caught red handed in a "monkey pose" in a Yoga class.
Somehow this is in violation of her home arrest - or her parole - I don't know, and don't really care.
Neither should the government. When will the fed's get the message that enough is enough?
I would like to give all the feds who performed that state-of-the-art, cloak-n-dagger, INTENSE investigation on Martha Stewart - A BIG THANKS!
For the prosecutors who prosecuted her case - and put this evil woman behind bars - HERE'S A BIG THANKS TO YOU TOO!
I'd also like to thank the prison guards who guarded one of "America's Most Wanted" - and Dangerous criminals - Martha Stewart.
And I'd also like to thank whoever is assigned to watch her during her home arrest. Boy, catching her in a "monkey pose" at the yoga parlor was quite observant!
To all you guys, and the guys behind the scenes -- THANKS!!
Can we move on now? Can we leave the woman in peace? Here's a thought - how about taking Martha Stewart law enforcement assets - and divert them toward finding terrorist cells in this country? We can't seem to keep track of dangerous pediphiles when they cross state lines but we have no problem keeping tabs on Martha whenever she crosses the street.
For cryin' out loud guys!
This has just become too weird!
And for all of you guys who BOUGHT MARTHA STEWART STOCK last year at this time when the price per share was eight bucks -- YOU LUCKY BASTARDS!
$30 a share now!
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