SHE'S BAAAAAAAAAACKK!

The year 2005 will go down in history as the "Year of the Retread".

Not only is Hollywood reaching back into the past to retread old movies and TV series like Willy Wonka and the Dukes of Hazard ...

But the liberals are reaching into the past and dusting off some fairly discredited old warhorses from their past also!

The Clinton Administration gets hauled out for another round as the liberal press pushes Hillary as a possible presidential candiate in 2008 ...

A less spritely Jane Fonda has topped off her geritol tank and is ready to take on another evil war (Iraq). She'll be pontificating again soon on the evils of war and Ted Turner's sexual habits to anyone who will listen. Oh boy - as if we all didn't have enough of that the first time around!

But Hillary and Jane ain't all ...

Anita Hill, our favorite little cherub faced "victim" from the Clarence Thomas Supreme Court nomination hearings has popped the top on another can of Coke for a quick caffeine fix and a charge at President Bush's new Supreme Court nominee - John C. Roberts.

Here we go folks!

Although Anita looks like she's shed some pounds since her first 15 minutes of fame back in 1991 - she hasn't shed any of her famous disdain for conservative Supreme Court Justices! No Sireee!

And the woman who fought so hard to keep an African American justice off the court is now saying that John C. Roberts is the wrong man for the Supreme Court because he's a White Male!

No Dorothy, we aren't in Vegas anymore - that shuffling sound is the RACE CARD being dealt! Double down whilst you can!

I'm telling you folks - it just doesn't get any better than this! When I read about Anita getting back into the act here I just laughed my you-know-what silly! This all has a SILVER LINING though - because all of those classic Anita Hill jokes we slaved to come up with 14 years ago can now be RETREADED and used again!

Here's a little trip down memory-lane ...

1. Have you heard of the new ANITA HILL COMPUTER VIRUS? It lies dormant for 10 years before attacking!

2. How did Anita Hill learn her job? Hands on Training.

3. How did Anita Hill describe Clarence Thomas? As a HANGING Judge!

I tell ya folks - life is wonderful isn't it? I mean - fact is so often stranger (and funnier) than fiction. Just when you thought you'd heard and seen it all! As long as liberals exist - I never want to die!