GUSTAV And The New Face of Louisiana Politics

Another break for me from my Hurricane preps but I needed to comment on something.

ALREADY ... ALREADY ... I can see a HUGE DIFFERENCE in the State response. Kicking the school marm Blanco out of the Governor's Mansion and putting Bobby Jendal in there is the best thing we Louisianans have done in a LOOOONG time.

Jendal is ALL OVER IT. Nagan in New Orleans - same old shit - he's just getting in front of the cameras and trying to act cool - because that's his only priority - looking cool. What he's saying - isn't much. What he's doing - well he's being spoon fed and told what to do by the Republican State government, FEMA, and the Corps of Engineers.

Whatever happens this storm - it will be a picnic compared to Katrina - because the "Witch of Woe" ... Kathleen Blanco is gone forever from the Governor's Mansion. Peace to her and good luck in future endeavors - just stay away from me!

As far as me and my preps ... bought a 6X10 covered trailer a few days ago and I'll be hauling my refrigerator, washer, dryer and barbeque grill out of here. Already moved the tools and lawn equipment to my folk's house in East Mississippi. I will have everything I need to rebuild if I flood again. Also moving all the valuables upstairs this time - the furniture ... TV's. My goal here is to lose only walls and flooring and cabinets. The dishwasher - well it was salvaged from the Katrina flood and still runs good - but it makes a lot of noise and needs a replace. If it floods - I'll buy another. Oh ... also I could lose the oven if it floods and perhaps my Microwave mounted over it - depending on how high the water gets.

Hopefully the water won't come. I do have a 13 foot levy around my subdivision. Katrina did not breach it ... Katrina TOPPED IT. So if it doesn't get higher than that ... should be okay!

ABOUT FACE!

Vercingetorix makes a flip-flop.

Waive Off on Obama for President ... I'm rescinding my endorsement of him.

Reason? Well I have to be brief here because ANOTHER MAJOR HURRICANE is bearing down on my crib - and I have to get ready but ...

Something weird has happened to this race ...

McCAIN HAS BECOME INTERESTING ...

It started with him passing out tire gages with "OBAMA'S ENERGY PLAN" inscribed on them! Too funny - and spot on accurate!

It continued with McCain's ads contrasting Charlton Heston's MOSES with Obama the anointed savior!

It continued with McCain beating Obama like a rented mule at Saddle Back.

It continued to be evidenced by McCain's ads showing leading Democrats endorsing him - and saying bad things about Obama! Pure genius!

And now this GRAND SLAM pick of a female Teddy Roosevelt for Vice President ... Sarah Palin!

GOD DAMN - MCCAIN HAS HIT HIS STRIDE. I wish I had time to elaborate more on this - but look at this way ... MCCAIN AND PALIN IN THE WHITE HOUSE VS A DEMOCRATIC CONGRESS - folks - it's TOO GOOD TO PASS UP.

VERCINGETORIX IS ON ... I REPEAT ... ON ... THE MCCAIN TRAIN!

Back to the Hurricane - wish me luck!

Whooped His Ass ...

The Ass Whipping ...

John McCain DECISIVELY DEFEATED Barack Obama at their first real "standoff" at the Saddleback Presidential Candidates Forum on Saturday.

The Contrast was stark ... a "wishy-washy" and "vague" Obama versus a confident and certain McCain. Read the transcript for yourself ... but the one question that seemed to sum of the differences the most was the question on when life begins.

Obama provided the typical political answer for such a question ... basically ... "I don't know ... It's above my paygrade".

This is "Change"??

McCain's response? An immediate ... "At Conception". No wishy washy ... no political answer. No vagueness. If you want change - that's it.

But folks ... don't let this stop the Obama trainwreck - which has to happen for the country to get back on the right track. We deserve Obama ... and I'm still backing him for President. We don't deserve an honest President because we've become a plastic world influenced by plastic imagemakers ... and that's why we deserve the Obamageddon that's coming.

On another note ... did you hear that Nancy Pelosi has praised Obama as ... "The leader that GOD HAS BLESSED US WITH at this moment" ???

Laughing my ass off - those Libs really belive Obama is the son of God. Proof that if you don't believe in God - you'll believe in anything else!

UPDATE: Uppity Woman highlights the OUTRIGHT LIE that the almighty messiah his holiness Obama told and the "gutwrenching moment" that NEVER happened!

Update 2: More fallout ... Father Jonathan Morris says over at Fox ...

Now we do know. What I find disturbing is that while Senator Obama says he doesn’t know when babies get rights, he has always felt comfortable voting to refuse the right to life to all pre-born babies, even ones who are aborted outside of the womb, through partial birth abortion or, shockingly, even after a botched abortion.

Obama has NOW ADMITTED that he's aided and abetted in the killing of millions of human fetuses and HE DOESN'T KNOW IF THOSE FETUSES WERE ACTUALLY HUMAN LIFE HE WAS ACTUALLY ADVOCATING DESTROYING!!

But he did it anyway. Yes my friends - this is a President WE DESERVE!!

They Did It Again ...

Bordor Patrol Agent Held at Gunpoint

Armed Mexican soldliers cross (again) into the United States … this time they threaten a Bordor Patrol Agent with guns before leaving.

And again - the United States will "blow this off" as some kind of mistake.

Folks … this is the day and age of the Global Positioning System … and even the most "backwater" Mexican military units have them. They have maps … displays that tell you PRECISELY where you are.

But we'll buy (yet again) the excuse from the Mexican government that they didn't know where they were. And we'll buy it because we're too afraid of upsetting the "tyranny of the left" that has a stranglehold on this country. The same "tyranny of the left" that sees America as the cause of the world's problems. The same "tyranny of the left" that actually believes half the country SHOULD BELONG to Mexico.

Folks - a country that is unwilling to protect it's borders - deserves what it gets. If you leave the door unlocked to your house - do you expect anyone to have sympathy for you when you get robbed?

If you (Mr. and Mrs. Patriotic American) don't have the BALLS to tell these liberals to "STFU!" … then you and your progeny deserve the world these liberals create for you.

'Nuff Said.

Oh So Nice ...

The Los Angeles Times, the Hollywood Reporter, Entertainment Weekly and People magazine alum Jeffrey Wells ...

"It's been said in this town many times that the right has a debt to pay for the blacklisting of lefties in the '50s, and that in all fairness it's probably going to take a long time to make amends. The fact is that the philosophical grandfathers and great-grandfathers of today's right-wingers ruined the lives of many Hollywood screenwriters in the '50s, and so their descendants now have to suffer and make up for that,"

Is this man expressing LIBERAL PHILOSOPHY? "Revenge! And since we can't get at the testicles of those dead right-wingers ... we'll take out their philosophical decendents!"

Why is it that Liberalism stands for TERRORIST RIGHTS but ...

Won't allow Conservatives to have freedom of thought?

Strong food for thought here folks.

Oh So Nice ...

Global Warming Hilarity in My Lifetime ...

"Man-made carbon emissions are cooling this planet at such a rate - it will cause a NEW ICE AGE in our lifetime."

"Er ... strike that ... we were a bit wrong on that ... those emissions will cause GLOBAL WARMING on such a scale it will have ABSOLUTELY CATOSTROPHIC CONSEQUENCES FOR MANKIND."

"Don't let your guard down ... The ERUPTION OF MOUNT PENATUBO in the Phillipeans did shoot up enough particulate into the atmosphere to stall global warming - that's why temperatures aren't rising - but this will only last for a decade!"

"1998 was the WARMEST YEAR OF THE TWENTIETH CENTURY ... See we told you this global warming stuff was serious!"

"Er ... strike that ... Okay 1936 was actually the warmest year of the twentieth century ... and some of our temperature data is bit corrupted - but enough of it is NOT corrupted for you to still believe us!"

"Don't get complacent with these RECORD COLD WINTERS ... they aren't a good sign ... it's very possible we'll see an ICE AGE right before the earth catches fire from warming."

"You'll see the evidence of Global Warming when we get this temperature data from the Argos Buoys ... that data will show beyond a shadow of doubt that the oceans are warming - and this is going to exponentially cause the planet to heat unless we do something about our Carbon emissions!"

"Oh shit ... humm ... the Argos buoys reveal the oceans are actually cooling - and have been for decades. These buoys must be broke!"

"Okay well the buoys might be right - well, it's because the Warming has caused ocean current to shift a bit - and this has a cooling effect on the ocean which will have a cooling effect on the earth for a decade or two ... but damn it - GLOBAL WARMING WILL START RIGHT BACK UP AFTER THAT!"

"Polar Bears are dying ... Ice is melting ... here's a picture of a mother and her cubs drowning in the Arctic Sea!"

"What do you mean AlGore "photoshopped" the drowning polar bears? Uhm well ... we're pretty sure that polar bears are drowning anyway and we're pretty sure they never drowned up there in the past!"

"No you can trust us on this ... the PALEO ICE RECORD shows that global warming occurs right after CO2 levels rise. It's coming folks!"

"Er ... okay our data on the ICE was wrong ... seems elevated CO2 LAGGED TEMPERATURE INCREASES by hundreds of years in the past. No matter - things will be different this time!"

"Mars is experiencing global warming too?"

EVERY GENERATION HAS TO HAVE A CHICKEN LITTLE!!

Also ... let's not forget that we were all supposed to be destroyed by now by the Ozone Hole over the South Pole. What have we heard recently on that "EMERGENCY".

You can't make up funnier stuff than this.